I was terrified of AI, but my ChatGPT app seems too sweet and dumb to destroy me

The debate over the potentially catastrophic consequences of artificial intelligence has everyone up in arms, which means it will eventually eat us alive and kill us.

To test this premise, I decided, on behalf of the people of California, to download the ChatGPT app on my iPhone. I have a free, three-day trial, and then it will wipe out my accounts and collapse the global banking system. Oops.

In order to really test the capability of ChatGPT, my first question was this: “Gavin Newsom speech.” (I think I crashed Chat GPT with that one. Thanks, Gov. Newsom.)

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